SAN FRANCISCO - The world's most famous porn star Jenna Jameson, who has 143 movies to her credit, has agreed to come out of retirement in order to star in a movie with ex-Governor Sarah Palin's ex-future son-in-law Levi Johnston.
The movie is entitled, The Inverting of Ursula's Uterus. Jameson said that she was approached by Johnston spokesperson Tawny McTavish about starring with the Alaskan native.
She said that after reading the script she knew right away that she would like to star with the 19-year-old stud.
The 35-year-old Jenna said that she sat down with her husband and he agreed for her to take the role. He told her that it would be good for her feminine ego because it would show the world that she still has it.
He also added that it would really help to catapult the career of the father of Sarah Palin's first and only grandchild Levi Johnston.
The movie script was written by famed porn writer Bizza Calabria, 42, one of the finest porn writers in all of Europe and a woman about whom Katie Couric once said "Bizza is one of the finest porn writers in all of Europe."
The film will be directed by the famed Bolivian-born Frasco Pantalones who last year won the coveted G-Spot Award for his extraordinary film Journey To The Island of Mons Pubis.
Jenna was asked by a reporter for Labia Majora Monthly Magazine if she feels that her fans will openly accept her movie after a five year absence.
Ms. Jameson laughed and told the reporter that her fans are so utterly dedicated and so devoted to her that if they heard she was coming out in a movie dressed in a potato sack and covered in garden mulch they would still flock to see her because they know that she still has the best looking and best tasting tata's in the business.
Jenna grinned, took a sip from her Japanese Gin Fizz, and added, "Not to mention my sweet (blank).
SIDENOTE: Jenna wanted it known that Topps has just come out with the fifth edition of their Jenna Jameson Bubblegum Trading Cards. The entire 52-card collector's set can be purchased by going onto the Internet and clicking on jjpinkbubblegumporn.iud
