Senator Larry Craig Saves 189 Lives!

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Thursday, 7 January 2010

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Senator Larry Craig of Idaho became a hero today after a terrorist who had a hollow leg blows up at the Kennedy Airport in New York.

The Senator is listed in stable condition as fellow Republicans say that this was what Craig was planning, ever since he was caught by an undercover policeman at an airport last year.

This is how it went:

Ahmed Arbutar, who had gotten permission to drink liquor over the past year until he developed a hollow leg, was planning to blow up a flight as it was leaving New York, hopefully over New York City.

CIA agent, Henry Phillips, stated that they had heard of the plot and were watching the airports carefully.

After Arbutar had drank for two hours at the airport lounge before getting on the plane bound for Paris, he had a sudden bellyache and needed to take a piss from all the liquor, so he went into the bathroom. He hadn't been in the stall for two minutes until Senator Larry Craig, in the outer stall, risked his life by tapping Arbutar hard on the foot OF HIS HOLLOW LEG!

The ensuing explosion blew the stall apart and Senator Craig across the room. However, he only suffered minor burns to his toe-tapping foot and leg and could develop Meningitis from passing out with his head in a urinal.

"However you look at this", stated Kentucky's Senator Jim Bunning, "Senator Craig is a hero!"

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