Blue Ensign among the Hamptons

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Wednesday, 17 June 2009


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Nevada Senator John Ensign shagged a Senate colleague's spouse

Nevada - (Crossed Fingers Promise Keepers): Nevada Senator John Ensign completed a GOP tossers trifecta this week of Larry Craig (Ida Ho!) and David Vitter (Lousy-Anna) when his godly manhood was caught out shagging Senate colleague Douglas Hampton's campaign worker drone, er...spouse Cynthia.

Ensign, 69, made a bit of a name for himself a decade ago when slagging off President Clinton's failure to keep his lyin' cheatin' pecker firmly zipped up and out of Monica Lewinsky's mouth.

Questioned by the media about comparisons to former Democratic presidential wannabe John Edwards the Nevada senator merely hissed "WTF?" before gesticulating wildly with two fingers in the reporters' general direction.

"So. More V-sign than Ensign, then, haha" LA FagHagSlagMag political editor commented before noting that in English cockney rhyming slang the euphemism for a penis is a Hampton, "as in Hampton Wick* = prick."

*Hampton Wick: a seedy North London enclave notorious for its tosser residents.

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