Brad Pitt Confesses To Larry King He Is Going To Take Jennifer Aniston Back

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

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Many say that Jennifer Aniston has always been "The Love of Brad Pitt's Life"

LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt has just dropped a bombshell on the Larry King Live Show. He has informed Larry that he has gotten so tired of Angelina Jolie's constant nagging that he wants to get back with his ex-wife Jennifer in the worst way.

Brad said that living with Angelina is like living with Madonna, Wynonna, Tyra, or Queen Elizabeth II, it's there way or else they rant and rave and pout like spoiled little girls.

Pitt said that as much as he loves Angelina he can no longer just sit by and watch her act like she's the circus ringmaster.

When asked about the half dozen children, Brad said that he hopes to end up with them and that Jen will become their new mom.

It is being reported that when Jolie heard Brad say that she remarked that she would take the kids to Neptune first. When asked if she knew what Neptune was she marked that it was an isolated country in Africa.

Jolie was told that she was thinking of Nepal which is actually situated between China and India and bordering the Great Himalayan Mountains.

She was then informed that Neptune was a planet. Jolie blushing from embarrassment replied that she knew that and that she had just messed up on the second syllable.

Jennifer is reportedly walking on cloud 9. She says she always knew that sooner or later Brad would get tired of looking at all of Jolie's, ugly, nasty, vulgar-looking tattoos.

Jen said that she is a good all-American girl and that she does not have any tattoos, intimate piercings, or questionable scars.

Brad has also said that he cannot stand to kiss Angelina because since her lips have tripled in size, due to the collagen, botox, and reversed lipo, it's like kissing a damn Arabian camel.

He smiled and then added "Except that an Arabian camel doesn't slobber anywhere near as much as Angie does."

Larry asked Brad about the money situation. Brad raised his eyebrows and he told Larry that he is at the point where money no longer means anything to him. He remarked that now he has to be happy.

He assured Larry that he would not be having to apply for housing assistance or getting food stamps.

SIDENOTE: Talks are presently under way for Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston to star with Tom Cruise in the latest installment of the Mission Impossible series. The movie is titled, Mission Impossible 8 - The Search For The Missing Fashizzle Missile.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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