Clint Eastwood gong upgrade amid Angelina Jolie paternity reports

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 14 November 2009

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C'est la guerre, mon President!

Paris - (Gonads): Clint Eastwood's Legion d'Horreur medal has gone up two notches.

The upgrade from President Sarkozy this weekend recognises 'ze testicular strain of fazering Angelina Jolie' ... and 'gagging' (at) the evidence.

"Ow you do it?" Sarko chuckled, pinning the three-scalp, er..bar! - medal on the actor's chest.

"A simple vasectomy, mon President," Eastwood replied.

"C'est la guerre!"

Eastwood, 79, once said a cosy derangement with John Voight was still riding high and pulling in the punters.

But Brad Pitt had been a bit more tricky until a Hollywood anagram solver came up with his d'Bad Trip moniker.

Ms Jolie has proved to be a fecund mother. But her choice of hollofill latex lip implants has scared off many wannabe kissers.

Next January she becomes the official face of Tenner Lady pantypads.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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