Today Vince McMahon leaked the startling news that President Obama is going to join the WWE as the Prez. He is headlining with Undertaker during the Holiday WWE Special.
"I always thought it would be cool to run around in spandex and call people names", says President Obama, taking a break from his practice sessions in the newly appointed "Rumpus Room", formerly the Lincoln Bedroom.
Of course, no matter who the Prez fights, he will never be in any danger. The Secret Service will be there to block any chairs or fists.
"Jeez, I swore to take a bullet for the guy, not wear spandex and get hit with chairs," said Heady Luscam, one of Obama's closest Secret Service Guards.
Obama claims that this is all part of his Stimulus Plan. He hopes to stimulate more people to watch WWE, thereby increasing his box office take, making it very stimulating for him.
"I think this is a great idea", said Rush Limbaugh. "I will get a good laugh seeing his skinny ass all wrapped up in spandex. Ha ha ha."