Washington DC Police have released information about the gate-crashing couple found at the White House yesterday at a US Presidential party. The couple were instantly noticed and thrown out of the party for being "insufficiently pasty-faced", and "of an unnatural hue".
Presidential parties are an exclusive social occasion, with only the richest, most priveleged, and of course, the most white people invited.
A police spokesman explained: "The couple appear to be local, a Mr and Mrs Obama. Mrs Obama works as a lawyer, and Mr Obama is thought to be a cleaner in the White House. That would explain how the couple were able to sneak in so easily. We cannot let these people go around disturbing parties with their strangely coloured faces, it could frighten somebody."