Colonel Yokado Nakamura, formerly of The Japanese Air Force and an instructor for Kamikaze pilots in World War 2 has been hired by the NRC to consult on the 2010 and 2012 elections.
Mr. Nakamura now lives in Santa Clara California and is a floral arranger for a local florist. When contacted by the AP Nakamura confirmed that he was a Kamikaze instructor for The Japanese in World War 2.
"Yessss...I instruct many young Japanese pilots on flying Kamikaze and dying for glory of Japan. Proud to say...none came back alive...all die flying down smoke stacks of US warships. Only one out of hundreds of brave young men did not go...he say to me at end of instruction of many men in course when I tell them to take off in plane.....find enemy fleet...look for biggest ship...fly over ship..... aim plane at smoke stack and fly down it and kill themselves for glory of Japan and eternal glory for themselves ....this young Captain stand up in class of hundred...looks at me and shouts...."ColoneL..you out of you fucking mind?!"
But time is different now. America Republicans love war...I love war....I know how to take off...fly in face of many danger....find the ememy....and fly down smoke stack...kill them....kill myself...die for glory of few and destruction of many.
Noting that Colonel Nakamura was still alive....and in fact...he had led many others to their death..he replied..."Repulicans hire me to advise....tell how to take off...no ask about landing...that their problem.
The AP correspondent noted that Colonel Nakamura had run one of the most successful campaigns of the Japanese war effort and that, no doubt, this was the reason that the Republicans had hired him for 2010 & 2012. Nakamra was then asked if he would be with the Republicans throughout both campaigns until the bitter end as it seemed like they were on their own version of a Japanese Death March....to which Nakamura replied...."You out of you fucking mind?"
The California Department of Social Services reports that Mr. Nakmura is on total disability for plant allergies. Local records show that he is a registered Republican and a member of the VFW.
