In a joint news conference today, Senator Mitch McConnell, Congressman John Boehner, and RNC Chairman Michael Steele announced that they were petitioning Congress to build a Wailing Wall on the DC Mall. "It is time for REAL Americans to have a place to come to in our nations capitol and wail and gnash their teeth" said Chairman Steele.
"There has not been one good thing in this country in the last ten months" said Senator McConnell. "Before Obama, our country was at peace, the economy was good, taxes were low for a lot of us, Wall Street was fine, and we weren't a bunch of sissies to the rest of the world. This has all changed. In the last ten months we have become a communist/socialist sissy country with no morals. It is time for REAL Americans to have a place to come to....and.....wai!"
Congressamn Boehner stated "Everyone in this adminstration lies as never before....and then lies some more. They don't even have the decency to cross their fingers behind their backs. They have turned this country over to the negroes..the jews...the muslims, and the faggots. Real Americans don't eat quiche!
Michael Steele went on to explain the new Wailing Wall...."This will be a memorial like no other. It is for real people....living people...that want to express themselves...wail, if you will...at the loss of the REAL America. This is an inter-active memorial with something for everyone. Inside the wall are gift shops, recording studios, a shooting gallery with free instructions for the kids. Every day there will be guest radio talk show hosts. The gift shops will have something for all ages. Students can buy book bags with hate slogans and "my momma didn't raise no stupid kids" printed on them. The shooting galleries will provide free targets in silhouettes of negroes, mexicans, gays and lesbians. Free lectures daily with hosts like Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, and Shaun Hannity will deliver the message. Finally, there will be a studio where everyone can record a message to take back home to their local media. It is called the B/M studio....for bitch and moan. Bitch and moan messages will then be aired all across this great country....and now everyone has the opportunity to come to our nations capitol and have a good B/M. God Bless America"
At the conclusion of the press conference the three spokesman joined hands and sang.."We Shall Overcome"
