Fox Launches 2 New Cars

Funny story written by Paul T Horgan

Saturday, 14 November 2009

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This Is Not A Fox Car

Fox announced yesterday that they are diversifying into the automotive sector during the Anchorage Motor Show in Alaska to take advantage of market niches caused by the collapse of GM.

"Essentially the vehicle consists of two main components, a toe-thong connected in three places to a synthetic planar base.", a spokesman explained.

"It will be available in two variants which we will call Left and Right, although we may restrict the numbers of the Left version being sold."

When it was pointed out that he had just described a pair of flip-flops, the spokesman angrily denied the charge.

"We produce Fox News, and on the same logical basis this is a Fox Car and that is an end to the matter.", he said before storming off angrily.

Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity today announced their engagement.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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