Obama "Wurst President Ever" - Glenn Beck Momentarily Ecstatic

Funny story written by Paul T Horgan

Sunday, 11 October 2009

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This Man Likes Foot-long Sausages

There was no room for doubt at the annual meeting of the Premium Sausage Makers Association of America held this year in Madison, Wisconsin. "Sales of our products to the White House have increased 400% since January 20", one DC-based delegate said. "For the German varieties it's even higher. Barack Obama is without doubt our Wurst President."

On hearing the news, lachrymose Fox News hack Glenn Beck clapped his hands, jumped in the air and pointed at our reporter saying, "Aha! I always knew that the - oh, wait a minute, that's not what they meant at all"

Ruper Murdoch votes Republican.

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