Texarse - (Hemorrhoids): The memoirs focus on reminiscences of Crawford agricultural workers charged with dredging the Bush family hacienda drains after UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's April 2002 visit.
Some operatives claim Bush always had his crack cocaine mules stay in the ranch's special guest suite to facilitate easy payload delivery.
"But nobody expected such a massive result as Blair's five hundredweight contraband dump!" head of the Library's anal histories division commented.
"Even Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin only managed a paltry four kilos personally," Library curator Karl Rove added.
"Yep, Poodle was our greatest success story ever."
The Bush Library & Museum opens to the public next year.
