Prosecutors 'had enough evidence to charge George W Bush over policewoman Yvonne Fletcher's murder'

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Friday, 16 October 2009

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Outside the Libyan Embassy

London - (Rotters): "Sure, we shoulda bust his frickin ass back in '84," FBI counterparts concurred, "him an' Poodle, Cherry Bush and Sen Ted Kennedy!"

Fletcher's death is also being linked at last to the 1982 London shooting of Israeli ambassador Shlomo Argov.

The envoy was gunned down outside The Dorchester two days after Pope John Paul II left London for Rome after a hysteric P2 Lodge revival visit.

A fortnight later in what MI5 then dubbed The Libyan Incident a duffed-up God's Banker Roberto Calvi was found hanging under Blackfriars Bridge.

A $500 million Vatican Bank bankruptcy may have weighed heavily on his conscience.

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