Scary Ann Coulter HELLoween Queen Costume Scare Testicles Off Liberal Home Owners

Funny story written by rfreed

Monday, 2 November 2009

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Ann Coulter Getting Ready To Put Her Costume On.

This seasons hit for terrifying Halloween costumes is the Ann Coulter Bitch of Horror getup. It comes complete with a long, blond wig, a pretty but sour and bloodless looking mask and a mini skirt like the real Coulter wears to make sure that she gets invited to the parties put on by older Republican men.

The mask has been scaring hell out of liberals in the neighborhoods heavily trafficked by trick or treaters. "I about wet my pants when I opened the door and it was HER there!" said Chelsea Clinton after a visitation to her door. "That was enough to turn me white!" exclaimed Michelle Obama after a treater managed to penetrate White House security to ring the door bell asking for a treat.

The Coulter costume comes in a deluxe version which includes a whip, sexy long stockings, and a black, leather bustier for older women wanting more intimate contact in a very special way.

Not to be forgotten, the scariest male costume of the season was the Dick Cheney "I'm not dead yet!" costume which doesn't need any extra props to make it scary, although it does come with a Darth Vader outer costume for added effect. For those who wish to get maximum scariness out of it, torture accessories are available.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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