Corrupt Bastards Club Bill Allen goes down for three years

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 28 October 2009

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This poster may have given ex-Alaska Governor Sarah Palin ideas above her station

Anchorage - (Bong Hits 4 Juneau!): Karma caught up with former VECO and Corrupt Bastards Club grand master Bill Allen today.

US District Court Judge John Sedwick sent him down for three years and fined him three quarters of a million dollars for a stellar career built on graft, conspiracy and denial.

In a plea bargain arrangement Allen grasssed up ex-Alaska Senator Ted Stevens, dozens of state legislators, a GOP presidential wannabe and all their bigoil pimps in Prudhoe Bay.

An editorial in this week's iconic BigOilShagger! magazine commented that Allen was always Dick Cheney's gopher and that Condosleezza Rice once gave him a promisory blow job in the back of Scareforce One.

Sarah Palin is 69.

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