HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Actor Brad Pitt was involved in a motorcycle accident while on his way to pick up some milk, eggs, and a loaf of bread from the grocery store.
Pitt who was riding alone on his brand new $56,000 imported Croatian chopper was trying to get away from a car occupied with five members of the paparazzi when he changed lanes and was hit by a car driven by a blonde woman.
The blonde woman sped away leaving Pitt and his expensive motorcycle lying in the middle of the road. Pitt received a few scrapes and scratches but he was okay.
An eyewitness to the accident who was identified as Manuel Bocachica of Calexico said that he got a real good look at the lady.
Officer Barry Umberwitz of the Los Angeles Police Department asked Mr. Bocachica what the woman looked like.
Bocachica replied, "Well let me see, chee was berry berry how you say...pretty. Chee was smiling a bunch and chee had yellow hair on her head. When chee go by me, chee go berry berry how you say...fast, like dee space chuttle."
"Did you by any chance recognize her?"
"Oh, jes. I chure did. Chee was that teevee star shick from Friends dat cannot seem to keep a dude."
"Jennifer Aniston?"
"Jes, Jennifer...what ju said."
The LAPD has issued an all points bulletin for Jennifer Aniston. Hopefully she will come forward voluntarily and submit to a breathalyzer test, a sobriety test, a drug test, and a pap smear.
