There was consternation in the showbusiness world yesterday when it was discovered that the rapper Kanye West was made from turd.
West was working on an appearance he has agreed to do for Fox in their animated TV series, The Cleveland Show. One of the producers noticed that, under the intense studio lighting, West was starting to perspire, and that lines of perspiration had trickled down his forehead in a dark brown smear.
A pool of the liquid had collected on the floor around West, and it was then that a smell was first noticed - a terrible stench of shite. The rapper then 'completely melted', and lay as a puddle upon the floor.
Flies then moved in.
About 30 minutes after the studio lights were dimmed, West began to harden somewhat, and he was left overnight to recover.
This morning it was clear that West had totally reconstituted his form, and was back to his usual shitty self.