Kanye West Banned From Attending The Super Bowl

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 7 February 2010

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A closeup of Kanye West who is on "The People Who Are Banned From The Super Bowl" List.

MIAMI - Super Bowl executives have revealed that rap artist Kanye West has been unofficially banned from attending the Super Bowl.

Rip Rippmeister, a Super Bowl insider, said that the Super Bowl Governing Committee stated that due to the actions of Kanye West in his blatant act of rudeness at the American Music Awards, they have decided that his name has been put on the "People Who Are Banned From The Super Bowl" list.

Rippmeister said that there are several names on the list with names of individuals from various music, movie, and political genres.

When he was asked to reveal the other names he refused on grounds that it was no ones business. He was told that we could make a call to Larry King and we could get the information from him.

Rippmeister said that he was positive that Mr. King did not have the information.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Larry said that there are a total of nine names on the list. Besides Kanye West, the list includes Andy Dick, Courtney Love, Jay Leno, Mel Gibson, Madonna, Ann Coulter, Senator John Edwards, and Glenn Beck.]

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