Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 21 July 2009

image for Dog The Bounty Hunter to find Osama
I want my share of the oil company Bush

Confusion reigned at a press conference in Hawaii yesterday when Duane Chapman otherwise known as Dog The Bounty Hunter turned up after being hired to track down and capture Osama Bin Laden.

Chapman wearing sunglasses a Hawain T-shirt and a pair of trousers only the genie of the lamp would wear addressed the journalists.

"I am the greatest Bounty Hunter there has ever been and I am here to tell you that I am going to track down and capture OBAMA"

"Excuse me Mr Chapman I am Orla O'Brien of The Irish International Times, don't you mean OSAMA?"

"The guy in the white house" said Chapman.

The reporter replied "No the guy in the cave probably in Afghanistan in Helmand."

"Hell Man" said Chapman "I am not going to Hell Man I believe in the Lord."

Chapman left moments later. Looks like the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden will remain a mystery unless he turns up at the boardroom of the Texan oil company that George Bush and the Bin Laden family are all Directors of.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Osama Bin Laden




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