New "After Birth" ice cream celebrates conservative birthers

Funny story written by anchochilly

Thursday, 3 September 2009

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A Vermont ice cream maker has released a new placenta flavored ice cream named "After Birth" to show the company's support for the conservative "birther" movement.

The so called birthers are conservatives that question the legitimacy of Barack Obama's presidency claiming that Obama was not born in the US and thus ineligible to be president. Many birthers are unsure if Obama actually exists and have demanded that Obama produce his placenta to prove he is actually alive.

Earlier today a company spokesman explained that "we want to raise awareness of the conservative birther movement by creating another unique ice cream flavor that combines the highest quality fudge, pecans, and human placenta."

As of 4PM this afternoon it was reported that most stores in Arkansas, Alabama, South Carolina and Kentucky had already sold out of every pint of the new flavor.

"God bless the ice cream makers!" said one customer of Morgans's Grocery in Adairville, KY. "When I looked at this new birther inspired ice cream in my bowl I'll be damned if I didn't see the words 'Jesus says Obama not president' plain as the nose on my face!"

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