Written by Bureau

Thursday, 6 August 2009

image for Man With World's Smallest Penis Updates His #1 Website

Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) has two things he's certainly proud of: 1. His new pygmy wife and 2. He still has the Number One Website.

"I was afraid that after I got married that people would quit pulling up my website and comparing how large they are compared to me, but I guess people never get tired of that."

Penis stated he thought he could add a lot more to the site and has been busy working on it for weeks.

"Actually, it's the wife that's been working on it. hee hee! A little joke there. But I have all the time in the world to do this right and those looking it up will already see a big difference. Well, not a big difference..oh you know what I mean. My website pulls in so many clicks a day, the wife and I are well off from selling ad space."

"Among other things will be a "Penis Meter" showing my size and you can compare because there are much better close-ups and we didn't do any drawings. There's one really nice head shot but, as you can see, it makes up half the length."

"Also, you gotta see the 'Trying to put on a ribbed condom bloopers'. It used to break my heart but now it just breaks me up. I never had the courage to show all of those before."

Finally, according to Wilson there are all his 'before and after' photos of him, after trying all the fake stuff he bought online and the swelling that one particular cream caused.

"Oh that cream!" states Penis. "It just swelled around and it looks like a dong-headed meatball! Well, that's my news. Look at the site now if you like but in another month it will have still more biggies...another little attempt at humor there."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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