The spy with the world's largest penis, Bargis Tryhol, working out of MI6 on the South Bank of the Thames, near Waterloo Station has elected to stop serving the ladies with a portion in order to concentrate on poetry.
Tryhol, somewhat dapper in a Sean Connery kind of way, but with hair on his head and no discernible predilection for playing golf told us:
"I may have been blessed with the world's largest penis, and I may have slept with some of the most beautiful women on Earth. But my real passion is poetry.
"So I decided to stop slipping beautiful women the occasional length in order to concentrate on my poetry. It's more fulfilling. Slipping beautiful women a length or two is okay, but after a while, you start to look for something else."
In Bargis Tryhol's case, that something else was poetry. He explained:
"I was sliding the old serpent into the bomb bay regularly. I was giving a model a portion one time and I just stopped. To this day I don't know why. I just did. I just got this urge to express my feelings with poetry. I leapt off the kitchen table and grabbed a notepad and a pen."
What followed made history, Bargis Tryhol,Agent 004, of MI6, whose exploits have been described in graphic detail in The Spoof Magazine section, finally turned his hand to poetry.
The result has been known to reduce grown men to tears.
And grown women to multiple orgasms.
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