Ant & Dec Share a Penis

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Tuesday, 21 July 2009


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TV duo Ant and Dec have been unmasked as two penis-sharing goblins. The funny little men who present all kinds of random shite on ITV, were caught out whilst filming a 'hilarious' sketch to be broadcast on one of their upcoming shitty telly shows.

The sketch involved Ant and Dec hiding in the cubicle of the toilets at ITV - which also double as the idea's centre of the station's output - and wait until an unsuspecting person walked in to empty their bowels.

But the prank backfired when they failed to realise that ITV staff usually just shit live on air in specially constructed television studios. So, the dynamic duo were themselves 'caught short' and needed an urgent potty break.

The camera's filmed both of them pulling each others pants down and whipping out what looked like a pig's tail, but on closer examination, it was revealed to be a shared penis.

This highly rare phenomenon is uncommon in television presenter circles: most TV presenters have not dicks at all!

A compilation of 'hilarious' clips from this candid mischief will be featured in a 2-hour special of 'hilarious' comedy outtakes to be shown next month and repeated thereafter for infinity.

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