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Friday, 31 July 2009


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"You got a cigarette?"

Rodell Vereen has (allegedly) been at it again, at his favorite horse's ass, police say. Vereen was arrested in Horry County, South Carolina, and charged with buggery after being videotaped, in the act of screwing a horse--for the second time in a year.

Vereen pleaded guilty to bestiality last year--and with the same horse! He was placed on probation that time and was registered as a sex offender. Barbara Kenley, owner of the Lazy B Stables in Long, SC, told police that her 21-year-old horse was "acting strange and getting infected, again," so she decided to place a video camera in the stables.

What Kenley saw completely freaked her out. The same guy was screwing her horse, again. She told police, who were skeptical that the same offender would re-offend.

Kenley decided to stake out the stable and caught Vereen, who had piled up hay bales near the horse's stall. She held him prisoner with a shotgun. She thought about shooting the man, but decided it would be better to plan a shotgun wedding. Better for whom, her, him, the horse?

Whether Vereen marries the horse or not, he faces a five year prison sentence if convicted in this case. TheSpoof.com's South Carolina correspondent has yet to file his take on this piece of tail.

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