The newest, latest, and hottest sexy beast of blogs, The Daily Beastiality has been getting hit on more often than a hotpantsed hoe in the 1970's Times Square. Even Johnnie McC, the senile Republicant flop from AZ has a sweet shortie of a daughter squeezin teats for the site (specifically the prominent if silly-cone-ified tatas of Annie Guns-loaded Coulter).
Ad bucks have been flowin like honey and Ms C's B-milk and big dolla buyers have been bellin' upto da bar.
After a 'ragin auckshun' of sorts, the new owner of The daily Beastiality emerged victorious from the smoke filled trading room. It was none other than Masturbatin' Monkey, one of the new upcuming (sic) stars of TheSpoof.com.
In an interview with the very same site, MM revealed a tasty bit of his business plan: "If all goes according to hoyle, There will be one happy little monkey surrounded by more hoes than even Hef can heave!"
