Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 24 July 2009

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Eddie and Brandi Chianti shown on their fishing boat in happier times (photo by LeAnn Rimes).

MEMPHIS - The word out of Tennessee is that Brandi Chianti, the wife of LeAnn Rimes' boyfriend Eddie Chianti has just dumped his cheatin' ass butt.

Mrs. Chianti's attorney Carabina Bittmaker, 47 said that his client wants the house, the SUV, the Harley Davidson, the fishing boat, the $7,347 in the checking account, and the three cows.

Eddie Chianti's attorney Vanessa Lynn Von Steuben, 24, says that her client is willing to part with the house, the SUV, the Harley Davidson, the fishing boat, the $7,347 in the checking account, but that he wants to keep the three cows.

Mrs. Chianti supposedly said that Eddie will not get the three cows and remarked that the only thing he is going to get is the hell out of her life.

Eddie replied that the last time he looked he is the one with the bulge in the crotch and she is not going to walk all over him like he's a sidewalk.

Brandi countered by saying that her good-for-nuthin' cheatin' husband is a sidewalk and that furthermore she will be squattin' down to pee on the sidewalk and there ain't a frickalackin' thing that the Rimes' a*s-kisser can do about it.

In a somewhat related story. In a move aimed at getting rid of their "Soft" image Microsoft will be changing their name to to Microhard.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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