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Friday, 24 July 2009

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Got His 50 Cent's Worth!

By a vote of 210-202, The State of California has "passed" the largest tax increase in this state's history, the crap tax!

Governor Schwarzenegger said today that he will sign it into law as soon as the crap meters are "installed".

"We will raise billions of dollars to help our states funding, which is so far "behind" and at the same time, have one of the best carbon footprints record anywhere in the US."

"Each pee, and it has to be a manly pee or three children's pee, will cost you a quarter. The turds will be 50 cents each and a flush will be $1.00 each so be careful and think it over. You could install a stronger deodorizer...a "Greenpeace natural deodorizer!"

"Also those caught peeing outdoors will be fined $100. The person secretly filming them peeing outdoors will get a $100 crap tax discount."

The process is scheduled to begin Monday and be ready to "Go" by September as the device is very easy to snap on to the commode top.

Doctors say that holding it in as long as you can may not be the best thing for your health, so be sure to go as usual, maybe decreasing the goings by ten percent at first.

In other news, WalMart, K-Mart and PetGo are reporting they are all sold out of cat litter boxes and litter so don't ask anymore.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: California




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