Obama to Sarkosky: "Get your head out of your ass you French prick!"

Written by Frankie The J

Friday, 24 July 2009

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French President Nicolas Sarkosky adjusts his cod piece during EU summit meeting

A war of words erupted between French President Nicolas Sarkosky and US President Barack Obama Friday afternoon. Sarkosky said of Obama, "He is all style and no class!" Obama fired his own salvo at the French leader calling him, "a complete and total dickhead."

Sarkosky threatened military action against US interests abroad. "The French are important people. We will not be dismissed by this low brow, vulgar US Pissadent," Sarkosky told members of the EU on Friday.

"Bring it on, Frog; France hasn't whupped anybody's ass in the past 125 years," Obama retorted. "In fact, if you have any guns left over from the 20th century, we might want to buy some. Hell, they've never been fired and have only been dropped once."

The dispute between the two leaders stems from Obama's triumphant first European tour. The new US President and his beautiful wife clearly outshone the French President and his First Lady when they first met this Spring in Paris. Obama danced the Funky Monkey at the French reception and caused an uproar when he bumped with Sarkosky's wife while singing, "Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat women!"

The two world leaders traded verbal barbs in several subsequent meetings. Sarko, as he is known to friend and foe alike, challenged Obama to a fist fight. "I would have challenged him to a duel, but only gentlemen can duel. He is clearly no gentleman," said the French President.

"You wanna fight? Stick your head up my ass and fight for air, you dipshit," Obama told Sarkosky.

I will keep you fully apprised of further developments.

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