White House to be painted black

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 20 July 2009

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The White House is to be painted black claims investigative reporters Brian Blue & Gordon Green. They claim they have inside knowledge that President Obama wants The White House
painted black so that terrorists cannot see it in the dark.

Graham Gray a white supremist heard of the leaked report about painting the White House black and is furious and says that they have no chance of going ahead with this because there would be riots in the streets if it went ahead.Fans of Michael Jackson say it does not really matter if its black or white.

Obama has apparently already discussed the matter with Gordon Brown who says that if the White House becomes the Blackhouse then he plans to change the parliament at Westminster to Whiteminster.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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