Its only a matter of time before the House of Lords will be abolished claims political expert David Jones.
The House of lords' origins go back as far as the 11th century but some people have been talking about abolishing it for some time as its full of old moaning decrepit bastards many of whom have been seen to fall asleep during a session. In recent years TV coverage has been kept to a minimum due to the fact that every single time there is any coverage of the House of Lords more than 50% of them are sleeping. A solution has now been found to the problem when today Sir Alan Sugar takes his seat in the House of Lords.
It is expected that Sir Alan will be saying to someone every week "YOUR FIRED" until their is no one left in The House of Lords. Former nannie Mary Poppins who is now old enough to be in the House of Lords herself has said that this is what the house of lords has needed for some time.
"A SPOON FULL OF SUGAR HELPS BRING THE LORDS DOWN IN THE MOST DELIGHTFUL WAY"