Written by Pointer

Friday, 17 July 2009

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Sonia The Shark Sotomayor

With a squadron of white boy jets strafing and bombing everything in her path, Sonia Sotomayor, a wise Puertoriquena shark from NYC has been swimming like a killer shark. Perhaps it helps that the street gang of Jets come from backwoods locales like Alabama and the Okeefenokee Swamps but for every hard ball they throw at her head she has a feint and a diodge and most importantly an intelligent answer for the white supremacist chauvinist males fighting the last stand of the white man.

A former Jet war chieftain who wished to remain nameless in light of the Westside Story royalties he still collects had some advice for the anti shark Senators:

" If you are trying to fight the PR's, don't send the hillbillies. this is urban warefare and Ms. Sotomajor is shooting down your paper jets as if she were picking ganapes in San Juan. Try and find some racist big city rumblers if there are any left...unless they all voted for Obama... I know I did!'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: White House




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