Written by Pointer

Sunday, 12 July 2009

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What wife Liz wished Dick had behind his zipper

Now that the US government has been returned to the jurisdiction of the Constitution we are learning about the traitorous acts of the previous eight years of martial law. The latest revelation named Operation Little Richard was a clever scheme for hiding dozens of secret documents from governmental purview and scrutiny.

Documents about torture, traitorous alliances with unAmerican cults and claverns and taxpayer financed hunting trips were just some of the clandestine information secreted away in Operation Little Richard. One anonymous CIA agent explained just how the plan worked:

" White House operatives discovered just how much room there was in the front panel of Vice President Dick Cheney's trouser...you could have hidden a howitzer in that flap, Wife Liz cheney used to say. And so Operation Little Richard was conceived..."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: White House




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