Written by Pointer

Monday, 6 July 2009

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Jesus's white Palestinean mother will be the model for the next all colored girls racial conversion camp

When Rochester Bishop Michael Nazir- Ali announced his resignation after offering to Christ-love the gayness out of homos, no one expected the Fundie Evangie Conservies to turn on him. But literalisnm being what is is, whites in Ali's camp denounced his brown skin as the mark of Cain.

The bishop had little more to do than renounce his skin color and pray for Jesus to make him a blue eyed white. Through the intercession of Saint Michael Jackson, his dermatologist and some nifty colored contact lenses, Bishop Ali has become the poster prelate for the Cain Marks Me No More Racial Conversion Society.

The CMMNMRCS has established a summer camp to convert little black and brown, red and yellow Cain Marked youth into stout hearted white Englishmen. Each stage of St Michael jackson's journey to the whiter shade of pale will mark the progressive steps for the poor illbred Cainstersas they make their way into the good graces of the white Christ, blue eyes and all.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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