Written by Bureau

Thursday, 2 July 2009

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Mrs. Vanna Louise White of Knob Lick, Tennessee has passed away at the young age of only 51 years old.

Mrs. White was always a hit in our neighborhood playhouse especially in the musical, "Oh Vanna!" which she wrote and starred in.

Mrs. White was an excellent speaker and could really roll her vowels when the play called for it.

Mrs. White was married to Pat Sajak White who died last year after hosting the local spelling bee at the Knob Lick High School.

Pat always said that no one could lick a knob in the whole state of Tennessee like his own Vanna, apparently a "private" joke between the two of them.

Vanna was always seen smiling and happy.

There was only a brief autopsy in which there was quite a bit of Vowelium in her tummy, I guess that why she was always so happy.

No one knows why Pat was so happy but he'd hurry home every day to "The sweetest gal in Knob Lick"!

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