Angel Samos Loses Michael Jackson Memorial Tickets

Funny story written by Wire Piddle

Monday, 6 July 2009

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Los Angeles, CA - Angel Samos, a man suspected of raping his ex-girlfriend, shooting another woman, abducted four young children and who then was shot in the head today by arresting officers, is afraid he might have misplaced his Michael Jackson Memorial tickets, or, worse, someone in the hospital trauma center might have taken them while he was heavily sedated.

Speaking from his intensive care unit bed, well, not really speaking, he had to write out his comments as he's on a ventilator, Mr. Samos believes the person that took his Michael Jackson memorial tickets may in fact be the one responsible for securing his personal belongings.

"It's all a blur to me now. All I remember is having this incredible migraine after being shot in the head by arresting officers. The ambulance guys rolled me in and some guy made me sign a form that gave him permission to take my personal belongings. I passed out and when I came to, I could see this guy chatting on the phone with his girlfriend while he waved my tickets in the air saying 'Sweet!' I passed out again, went through this long, black tunnel where I came across this bright, bright light at the end of the tunnel. After I exited the tunnel, I met Michael Jackson at the Pearly Gates. He looked at me and said, 'Come on a man. Fight for those tickets.' So I went back down the tunnel I am again."

For their part, the police aren't that interesting in resolving this issue for Mr. Samos as he has been uncooperative in addressing their questions regarding his involvement in the raping of his ex-girlfriend, shooting of another woman and the abduction of the four young children.

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