In golly gee whiz shocking news, the really neato and nifty character who came to the fore during John McCain's comic run for the Presidency, Sassy Sarah Palin has announced in dramatic fashion that she will no longer be McCain's running mate, Alaska's Governor nor Captain of the Russian Surveillance Squad.
When Palin was informed that the McCain- Palin Ticket had already been punched a big loser months ago, she pointed out that that is exactly part of the reason she wants no part of living in the Artic Circle even if it does have stragerific views of the Soviet Evil Empire:
" Let someone else governor this frozen wasteland while Michelle Obama gets to wear all the purty party dresses and travel the world as the first freed lave colored woman! This isn't the last you've seen of this frontiers white woman and you can bet you be hearing more about my family's teen pregnancies, unique babies and Terrific Todd unless I resign as wife, mother and codependent next week. Stay tuned as the RNC tells me what mad move to make next!"
