Written by queen mudder

Friday, 3 July 2009

image for Huffington Postmenopausal as Arianna vows to run for Sarah Palin job
Arianna reckons she'll look fetching on the Juneau billboards

Cyberspace - (Rioters): The Governorship of Alaska is to be Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington's next baby.

The queen of cyber rags is taking a tilt at Sarah Palin's seat after the Wasilla-than-Kim-Jong-Very-Ill-Indeed hockey mom suddenly stepped down.

Recent Anchorage reports have claimed Palin's second, 14 year-old daughter Willow was pregnant like her older, teenage sister Bristol before her.

Of course Palin has denied everything.

But La Huff looks radiant, like she's just found some megabux backer even richer than her-ex Bush-asskiss husband Michael Huffington...

Step forward Rex Tillerson, CEO of Exxon-Mobil.

Reliable (huh?)sources at LA FagHagSlagMag reckon the two will tie the knot early next year when the woman after whom the Ariane Space Program was named takes up Palin's mantle.

And a very nice crude retainer from her newly wed Big Oil hubby.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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