(Jun 19, Washington) - The president has been getting lots of kudos for a lightning-fast, Mr. Miyagi-worthy swipe he employed to slay a pesky house fly that was buzzing him in mid-interview during a taping with CNBC that airs next Monday.
I contacted Mama Thibodaux, a high-priestess of voodoo, of New Orleans, Louisiana today for her interpretation of the presidential fly killing video. She was chosen because. according to the locals, she has the strongest juju in the city.
She said, "Mr Obama be a Voudou priest for sho'. He done used his evil eye to put a hex on dat fly den he struck dat creature down to de groun'."
When asked if the president could ever become a Zombie she replied, "He ain't dead yet. Ya gots to be dead to rise again." After much laughter she added, "That Reagan feller. Now there's a Zombie."
When asked about PETA and their extreme-left beliefs: "We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals," her response was, "Doze PETA folk best look out dey don't rile the president--lest he put a curse on their sorry animal-lovin' bee-hinds."
