Sen. Larry craig to start escort service

Funny story written by Jim Montana

Monday, 16 June 2008

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Idaho Sen. Larry Craig announced plans to open an escort service in Minneapolis this summer. The escort service is reported to be located just minutes from the airport, clients will have the choice of escorts coming to their home or the option of going to the escort service for their encounter.

As you may remember Sen. Craig was arrested last June in the Minneapolis mens restroom for indecent behavior.

In a statement, found in a trashcan near his office, Sen. Craig had this to say: "While I am ashamed for my actions last summer the entire ordeal gave me a great idea for when I am not reelected to my seat during the next election. This is my way of giving back to the community."

The plans are for the service to offer private stalls for the clients to go into, the service should be open in time for the busy July 4th traffic.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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