Senator Larry "Tippytoe" Craig Outs Felonius Uncle Ted Stevens

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 21 November 2008

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Stevens bids a bald noodle farewell to his Senatorial sweethearts

Apparently when Idaho Senator Craig is not trying to seduce airport police in men's rooms, he outs his fellow old queens in public. Craig, in a really creepy farewell speech to "departing from the Senate, go straight to jail" Alaskan felon Ted Stevens, decided to address the 85 year old corrupt politician (excuse the redundancy) as Uncle Ted.

He then went on to weep real man tears and to blabber on and on about years together in the Senate Cloak Room. Pages from three decades were reminisced about like sad college war stories told by the drunk, old and impotent. Stevens seemed to not be able to get his already humbled eyes off the the Chamber floor as Craig rubbed his bald head and stammered him :

"Gonna miss rubbing your old noodle , buddy!"

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