Santa Fe, NM - In what seemed to be a harmless drinking game, A handful of college students last night experienced the follies of drinking and firearms when 26 year old Chuff Miller fatally shot his friend 23 year old Bob Pricks. The victim was flown to Sante Fe regional hospital where he was pronounced brain dead prior to the accident and died.
Police arrived when a party goer accidentally dialled the cops instead of Dominoes pizza. They found Mr. Miller standing over Mr. Pricks body shouting "Get up fag its my turn!" at him. He was immediately arrested and taken to the county jail where he confessed that his pal Bob was a "total pussy" and was just exaggerating the injury.
The fatal game involves one person shooting a hole in a beer can while a person was holding it, and then pouring it into the mouth of a freshman. Miller apparently misunderstood the rules and shot Pricks in the stomach thinking the freshman was supposed to drink the beer that poured out of the mans gut.
Charges have not yet been filed because the police are unsure if it was a crime or just natural selection.