Much to the surprise and relief of the Drinking Utes of mostly Mormon Utah, the state's many arcane alcohol regulation are being revised.
For example, it is no longer necessary to show multiple marriage licenses to gain entrance to a drinking establishment. Magic underwear, once a requirement for tippling in Brigham Young's dry desert territory, will now accept thongs, jock straps and commando style.
Other liberalizations to the conservative approach to fire water include the proviso that drinks named in honor of Latter Day Saints traditions will be acceptable to the Utah Board of Fire Arms, Fire Water and Five or more Wives:
The Angel Moroni Martini, the Josiah Smith Scotch Sour, the Brigham Sex on the Beach( with no water and multiple straws)and the Big Love frozen Lollypop with compound moonshine have all been sanctioned by the Board.
