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Funny story: Failing London Cardiac Unit Cites "Dark Forces" in Place

Failing London Cardiac Unit Cites "Dark Forces" in Place

A London cardiac unit has claimed "dark forces" and "unruly spirits" are responsible for an increase in cardiac-related deaths over the past 12 months. In a "damning" report, a specialist has blamed a "culture of voodooism" and "black magic" in th...

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Funny story: New Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting

New Orleans Fortune Teller Arrested For Hexting

New Orleans, L.A. - Proving you can do just about anything on your cellphone these days, Big Mama Juju, as she is known in her native New Orleans, is the very first person to get arrested in the U.S. for HEXTING. You see, Big Mama Juju has enjoyed a...

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Funny story: Reincarnated Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau Discovered in Rural South Carolina

Reincarnated Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau Discovered in Rural South Carolina

The legends behind the mysterious Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau have captivated people in the deep south for centuries. Born a free black woman, her practice of Voodoo in the city of New Orleans earned her a plethora of cult like followers as well as me...

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Funny story: The Oklahoma City Thunder Are The Best In The West and In The East

The Oklahoma City Thunder Are The Best In The West and In The East

OKLAHOMA CITY - Coach Scott Brooks of the Oklahoma City Thunder has said that even he is surprised at the fantastic play of his Oklahoma team. The Thunder's record is presently an amazing 43-12. Coach Brooks added that Kevin Durant is playing like...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Admits He Believes In Voodoo

Donald Trump Admits He Believes In Voodoo

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump recently said that he really misses not being in the limelight. He admitted that his glowingly radiant personality is just not made for cold, snowy weather. El Donaldo, as Eva Longoria calls him, appeared on The Viagra...

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Funny story: Peyton Manning Thinking About Retiring

Peyton Manning Thinking About Retiring

DENVER - One of the NFL's greatest quarterbacks has hinted that he may consider hanging up his football cleats. Peyton Manning spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine and told him that he still cannot believe that his Denver Bronc...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Has Said Sayonara To Her Party Girl Days

Lindsay Lohan Says She Has Said Sayonara To Her Party Girl Days

LOS ANGELES - The former number one party girl of LaLaLand, Lindsay Lohan has stated that she has mended her evil, wicked ways and her lips no longer touch alcohol. Lohan who spent three months in rehab told Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Mirror...

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Funny story: The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio

The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio

CINCINNATI - The home town crowd was happy to see their Cincinnati Bengals wallop the Cleveland Browns 41-20 to win The Battle of Ohio. The Bengals now find themselves in first place in the AFC North. Bengals Coach Marvin Lewis told the sports...

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Funny story: The Winless New York Giants Have Consulted A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

The Winless New York Giants Have Consulted A Louisiana Voodoo Woman

NEW YORK CITY - The Giants of New York who presently possess an 0-6 record have entered the Desperation Zone. A spokesman for the Giants organization has said that the owner, coaches, and players have no idea what the hell is going on. Many sea...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Puts Her Ashton Kutcher Voodoo Doll Collection Up For Sale on eBay

Demi Moore Puts Her Ashton Kutcher Voodoo Doll Collection Up For Sale on eBay

BEVERLY HILLS - Demi Moore has admitted that she has just about given up any hope of ever having her husband-boy toy Ashton Kutcher, 35, return to her. She said that she figures that she may as well go ahead and give him his damn divorce so that h...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Talks About Her Weight Loss and Weight Gain and The Voodoo Woman Who Was Responsible

Kirstie Alley Talks About Her Weight Loss and Weight Gain and The Voodoo Woman Who Was Responsible

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kirstie Alley has stated that she has pretty well tried every diet known to man. She said she has gone on the Yogurt Diet, the Fettuccine Alfredo Diet, the Carrot Sticks Diet, and even the M&M's Diet but they did not work wor...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt

Paris Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt

BEVERLY HILLS - Friends of Paris Hilton say that she is trying her hardest to keep from showing that she is thrilled that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors, Paris actually flew down to Louisiana to meet with Ma...

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Funny story: The Miami Heat Beat The Indiana Pacers - LeBron James Says The Curse of The Louisiana Voodoo Woman Worked

The Miami Heat Beat The Indiana Pacers - LeBron James Says The Curse of The Louisiana Voodoo Woman Worked

MIAMI - The Indiana Pacers and the Miami Heat ended up having to settle things in game seven of their NBA Eastern Conference Championship game. And when the final buzzer sounded the Heat had won the decisive game 99-76. Heat players Dwyane Wade...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

Elin Nordegren Hates Tiger Woods So Much She's Hired A Voodoo Woman

JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Close friends of Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren are reporting that the Swedish beauty is furious at the semi-naked public antics of her former philandering husband and his new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn, 28. Friends are...

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Funny story: A Dejected Kobe Bryant Tweets He's Taking A Carnival Cruise To Iceland

A Dejected Kobe Bryant Tweets He's Taking A Carnival Cruise To Iceland

LOS ANGELES - Word coming out of LaLaLand is that injured Laker guard Kobe Bryant is so fed up with the way he has been treated by the news media regarding the tweeting situation that he is taking a vacation. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance...

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Funny story: Orlando Magic Ownership Considering A Name Change

Orlando Magic Ownership Considering A Name Change

ORLANDO - At the present time the Orlando Magic are sitting in 29th place (out of 30) with an NBA record of 19-56. Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti recently sat down with the owner of the Magic at a Silly Sardine Seafood Restaur...

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Funny story: The Miami Heat Have Now Won 24 In A Row!

The Miami Heat Have Now Won 24 In A Row!

CLEVELAND - The Miami Heat blew into the City on Lake Erie and melted the place as they won their 24th game in a row by beating the Cleveland Cavaliers 98-95. The Heat managed to overcome a 27 point deficit in the third quarter but showed that the...

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