White House to Sell Bo's "Accidents" to Pay For Bail Out

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Monday, 13 April 2009

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America's Most Famous Feces!

President Barack Obama has announced that First Dog Bo's feces will be auctioned off on E-Bay to help pay for the Bail Out plans. The piles, to be called Little Bo Poop, will be mounted on boards and sold to the hightest bidders.

The announcement was greeted by cheers and accolades by members of the media, who quickly unstuck their lips from the President's behind and rushed to their laptops to get in the first bids.

The pile labeled as Poop #1 was sold to CNN, and will adorn the office of their chairman, for 13.6 million dollars. Poop number two was donated to Oprah Winfrey due to her kindness and generosity on buying the office for Sheik/Comrade Obama.

Persons interested in bidding on future feces can log on to E-Bay.

Oprah Winfrey could not approve this story as she was seeing to the shipment of gift poop to her by a special flight of Air Force One.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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