Celebrity politician Barack O'Bamas wife Michelle 'Big Mamma' O'Bama is to have elocution lessons to prevent her sounding too 'white'.
Michelle was shocked to discover some black school kids she visited in DC all agreed she was 'forgetting her roots' by sounding like she had never sold crack on a street corner and had actually had a job. She gave a disgusted "uhh" when a mini Snoop look-a-like said she sounded like the sell out who played Carlton from the hit show 'the Fresh Prince of Bel Air'.
O'bamas aides confirmed she would be taking lessons from the University of DC's head of Ebonics, basketball and singing Robert Diggs aka RZA.
It is the latest in a series of problems facing the O'Bama entourage - Her husband Barack has been criticized in the past week by Jesse and Randy Jackson, the Rev. Jackson said that Barack 'forgot his roots' by in his youth trying regular cocaine - "the white devils drug of choice" and not the drug of his people crack cocaine. Whereas the Jackson Randy claimed Barack had 'pitch problems'.
The White House press officer last night declined to release an official statement but confirmed the legitimacy of the story in two words (we think.... or it may just be one) "fo' chizzle".
