Most Dangerous Thing In America: A Black First Lady with Big Guns

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 9 March 2009

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Muscles Michelle Buff Obama's donuts

Conservatives and liberals alike have found a gun control issue that they can agree upon - the big brown guns Michelle Obama bears on her arms.

Blogmistress Sandy McJonwayne went out of her way on the Daily Beastie to urge the first lady to "wear a shawl like our modest and much less muscular foremothers..."

Conservative wonk Davey Babblingbroke has admitted that Thunder and Lightning (his pet names for the awesome left and right belonging to MO) have been inspiration on many a long, cold , lonely Republicant Washington night. But now that his puritanical conscience has kicked back in, Babblingbroke wants a scarlet letter embroidered on a much more modest costume for first lady M:

You, Democrats, You...you already have the coolest Prez in US History! After pudgy librarian Laura, must you shove superheroine, Muscular Michelle in our emaciated faces?!

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