Rush Limbaugh Arrested Again

Funny story written by indethinker

Thursday, 19 March 2009

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Rush Limbaugh's favorite place

The St Lucie County Sheriffs Department have just confirmed the arrest of right wing celebrity blowhard Rush Limbaugh.

It's been revealed that Mr. Limbaugh was arrested in a Fort Pierce Walgreens drive thru, in the early hours this morning demanding his Chicken McNuggets. When police arrived the mild mannered celebrity was refusing to leave until they made a new batch of his favorite bedtime snacks, the McNuggets.

The Walgreens employee Chiquita Banana had insisted for over twenty minutes that McDonalds was next door, but the quiet, unassuming radio host Limbaugh refused to move, and was heard to hurl constant abuse at the Guatemalan legal immigrant.

Miss Banana stated "I could not believe his language, I tried to tell him we didn't have any McNuggets, but he wouldn't let me finish. I even offered him free samples of oxycontin but it didn't sway him. I was terrified he is a big guy you know"

When asked for a comment St Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara said " I don't discuss on going cases, but we've been in contact with our colleagues in the Palm Beach County District Attorneys Office, and this will cost Mr. Limbaugh big time"

Mascara also was heard to mutter "darn sight more than he paid those suckers off, the last time"
We contacted Mr. Limbaugh's organization the Excess In Bullshit society, the EIB for short, and they refused to comment.

We did get an off the record comment from Limbaugh spokesman O. Bin Laden he stated " we the staff at the EIB, categorically deny this story, do you honestly think the great ElRushbo would refuse free oxycontin ? It's gotta be a lie"

He also stated that even a drugged up hungry blimp like Mr. Limbaugh would know the Walgreens drive thru from the McDonalds.

"Hell he spends every evening there trying to score McNuggets" stated Bin Laden.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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