DENVER, Colorado - Rash Limbow, big fat idiot, has acquired flesh eating disease. He is literally eating his own flesh.
It came about when he looked in the mirror one day when he was hungry, and saw a huge slab of pork looking back at him. He even thought he saw an apple in its mouth.
"I want some of that!", he yelled. He tried to bite the mirror, but he could not reach it due to his protruding stomach.
We learned this from taking a sneak look at his new book, Rash Limbow is a Big Fat Idiot, Vane Press, NY. to be published next month.
Being loaded up with pain killers, and being very hungry, he progressed from there to taking large bites out of his forearm.
Rash is currently in rehab at the Lady of our Diet Spriet, in Denver. Rash doesn't want to hear from anybody. But he'll be glad to bend your ear.