RNC Steele "Blackie" Balls Decides: Rush 2BIG2FAIL

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 9 March 2009

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Republican National Committee Chairperson, Steele "Blackie" Balls has had a love-hate relationship with KNAZI radio entertainer and Republican icon Rush Limberger. Steele loves when the ugly and offensive Limberger's show is not on the air and when it is he thinks it stinks like some really odiferous cheese.

Blackie Balls said as much to the American public, some of whom believe it or not, Ripley, are still identifying as Republican and worship the smelly cheesemeister of love to hate radio. Balls is so new to his RNC Chair that this misstep got him in deep shit.

Blackie Steele learned what the US economy has just recently realized. There are some failures that are just 2BIG2FAIL. believe it or not, Ripley, Rush is THAT BIG!

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