Just as Rush Smelly Limberger was about to ascend to the throne of the big fat face of the failing Republicant Party, politico Ho Anne Coulter created one of her infamous disturbances.
Rush never one to be upstaged, threw a saddle on the blonde palomino and tried to mount her in the three ring rodeo circus called FUXNEWS.
It was a veritable see-saw of flesh and muscle, receding hairline and blonde bombshell until the full weight of Limberger's argument was brought to bear on the bareback of the wild Coulter.
Just as hoe and rider were about to be thrown in the sea of Republicant failure, a mad man from Repub Ads had a stroke of genius. LimpCoulter (good for the handi vote) or Coultberger (might turn off the rightwing vegans)... and thus an idea was born as American conservatives would be presented with a wonder filled amalgamation, their Griffin, Centaur and Satyr all wrapped up in one synthesis of fat bullshit artist and sleek blonde beauty with the cold killer heart of an assassin.